Erik Ten Hag is a whopping great cunt!

The Manchester United manager has – as usual – refused to accept any blame or admit that anything is wrong.

He has said that the negative reaction to United’s narrow win against Coventry City in the FA Cup semi final as “embarrassing” and “a disgrace”,

Wrong, you hills have eyes cunt. Manchester United throwing away a three goal lead against a Division 2 side in an FA Cup semi final is what is embarrassing and a disgrace. Coventry have nothing to be ashamed of, they played their bollocks off. But United were and are a laughing stock.

In all my time as match going red, I have never seen such a spineless, lazy, heap of shite.

Brian Greenhoff (RIP) said in 1980 about Dave Sexton ‘This man is not fit to manage Manchester United.’

He was right. But God knows what he would think of this current cunt.
Ten Hag makes Sexton look like Cesar Luis Menotti.

And all I have left to say is this…
Fuck off Nostferatu.

BBC News

Nominated by: Norman

(Unrelated pic to the article, but get the gist – Day Admin)

I found myself losing the direction of my moral compass when I read about the 23 year old teaching assistant convicted of having a bit of how’s your father with a 14 year old student.

Based on the pictures in the article below I was prepared to maintain my condemnation of the carpet kissing groomers at the same time as reckoning that 14 year old me would have been quite chuffed with a Mrs Robinson pouncing on me as depicted in this article:

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However, my natural curiosity took over, and a little more digging revealed the unvarnished truth:

The Sun

A good deal of scrubbing with bleach later I still feel conned and defiled – do I have a case against her, can I get compensation?

Nominated by: Balsamic Dave

Pussy Past It?
Sloppy Snatch?
Manky Minge?
Cunt Can’t anymore?
Mummy Makeover?

If yes to any of these questions then The old Lady Garden may be in need of a bit of a lop and crop. The Old Man getting lost in an overgrown thicket of meat and slime? Love’s Last Dream foundering in a whiff of rancid fish and cheesy feet? Dyna-Rod can’t shift it? Then time to call in the Ear Nose and Cunt Brigade AKA the Cosmetic Cunters. Forget those so last year Boob Lifts, Rhinoplasties and Blepharoplasty (tits, conks and eye bags).

Get on trend My Dears, The topic of choice in fashionable circles and so easy to spot – just keep an eye out for the Duck Walk in the salon and on the dance floor. Go for a two for one eco friendly deal where the buckets of hacked out fem fat and gristle (no keep the gristle Doc, that makes for a challenging penetrating experience for the seasoned cocksman) are recycled into extensions and fillers for the Old Man’s Old Man.

Should you encourage (note I did not say Pay For) the old MemSahib to have a bit of internal plumbing and decorating to feel sixteen again? Note I did not say twelve again Mr Edwards and Mr Glitter (allegations and legal niceties acknowledged). If you go for the two for one deal be advised, normal service may not be resumed for at least three months. Delicate areas my dears.

Cost always a consideration but a DIY solution is possible. Any Cunter who can use a lathe and recon a motor ie resurface valve seats and rebore a cylinder and crankshaft is in with a chance. “Ali’s Vaginal Rebores”. Rent a lockup in a railway arch and away you go. It’s an income stream.

Daily Mail

(Parental supervision advised)

Manhattan Centre Surgery

(Cunters please note. The spoilsports will now not allow a direct link to the meat pics. Follow the link as posted, click on Before and After tab at the top, confirm you are an adult by clicking on the pop-up flash and you are in – as the actress said to the bishop.)

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Praise the Lord and pass out the lollipops! It’s time to celebrate the near completion of an 850 space park’n’ride facility, designed to ease congestion.

Unfortunately, no-one will be able to use it anytime soon, because there’s no access roads to or from it, apart from the construction workers temporary route.
Nor are there likely to be any built, anytime soon.

Oxfordshire County Council might just as well have spent your money on a moon launch, for all the use it is to the tax paying citizens.

Want to bet how long it will be before it’s a rubbish filled dump, with Pikea all over the place, plus a number of caravans, clapped out transits, feral kids, starved dogs and a sharp rise in vandalism, shop lifting, burglary and pet theft in the area.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

 
Is there nothing they won’t blame Brexit for ? I read this article and couldn’t believe it,, someone who is obviously educated would blame “the turbulence and conflict of Brexit ” for young people living on benefits.
With silly cunts like this sticking his two penn’orth in, punkawallah Rishi nobsak will never encourage youngster’s to try working for a living.

And I don’t think he will carry out his threat to cut off their benefits, after 12 months.
Anybody who was so traumatised by Brexit that they need to get a sick note, should be strangled and thrown in a skip.

Just idle cunts pure and simple, who fool gullible doctors.

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Nominated by The cunt man of Alcatraz.